What could be better than Joe Millionaire? How about Joe $543.12? (blogspot archives - suprise! - not working)
NAY NAY: Sugah Testicles, how'd a simple country man like yourself evah get ahold of all that money?
EBBEN: My Deddy decided he didn't want no Vasectomy after all, so he give me all he scratched up towards it.
Someone get Kevin Parrot a job in television.