from the desk of saddam
According to news sources, Saddam is sleeping easy at night. He has that whole "don't worry, be happy" thing down to a science.
Said Saddam: "I sometimes can't sleep when there is an idea going around in my head that I haven't put on paper," Saddam said, "but I fall asleep as soon as I've got up to write it down."
Thanks to my inside sources, I was able to obtain a page from the notepad that Saddam keeps on his nightstand for that very purpose.
What the Iraqi leader thinks about at night: