from the desk of saddam
According to news sources, Saddam is sleeping easy at night. He has that whole "don't worry, be happy" thing down to a science.
Said Saddam: "I sometimes can't sleep when there is an idea going around in my head that I haven't put on paper," Saddam said, "but I fall asleep as soon as I've got up to write it down."
Thanks to my inside sources, I was able to obtain a page from the notepad that Saddam keeps on his nightstand for that very purpose.
What the Iraqi leader thinks about at night:

Comments
Hee hee!!!
Posted by: -e- | January 21, 2003 09:16 AM
He's gonna be pissed when he realises he's out of milk
Posted by: D | January 21, 2003 09:29 AM
Do you think he ever reads your blog? I wonder if he would have the balls to go up against you in the "spit it out" area!
Posted by: Bon | January 21, 2003 09:43 AM
What more proof does anyone need to show he's a loser? Dumb MF bettin on the Raiders!
Posted by: Larry | January 21, 2003 02:18 PM