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blogwhore 2: where I goad the contestants into taking off their clothes

I'm gearing up for Blogwhore 2.

Last year, I was a ruthless, bloodthirsty judge. This year, I will be ruthless, bloodthirsty voice from the peanut gallery. Sort of like a play-by-play announcer, with lots of goading the contestants into all kinds of dirty tricks and mayhem. We even got Christine to show her boobs last year. Well, we all showed the boobs. See what you have to look forward to?

It's going to be fun, and I will take the crown I earned as Most Bloodthirsty Warblogger and wear it throughout. If you plan on participating (I'm talking to you, Solly) just be sure to check your thin skin at the door. I think the contestants from last year are still shaking in their blogwhore boots.

Comments

Hey, my kids were standing here!!! You should have warned me about those......tits.

CONESTANTS?

Excuse me?

Yeah, well, see there's a couple of things I have going for me (not THOSE, eyes up here!). Actually, there's three things:

First, I was goaded into the contest by a former participant who told me I wouldn't need any sort of video input. So, since I have no camera, showing off my anything is right out.

Second, I learned at the Amish Tech Support school of winning by disavowing any desire to win. So, all I have to do is tell everyone NOT to vote for me, and it'll be a piece o'cake.

Third, BITE ME!

I'VE SEEN COMENTS OF THOUGHS WHO HAVE ENJOYED THEMSELVES.BUT WHAT ABOUT THE ONES WHO HAVE'NT?

NOT THAT I'M NEGATIVE BEING AN ARTIST THATS SOME -WHAT IMPOSSIBLE.

BUT I WILL SAY THAT I STRIVE TO BE THE BEST AT WHATEVER I INDULGE IN,WHICH COMPELLS ME TO ALL SIDE OF THE STORY.BUT NEEDLESS TO SAY I'M VERY IMPRESSED OF WHAT I'VE VIEWED SO FAR. IS IT POSSIBLE TO VIEW PHOTOS?