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King Missile Attack

The "Martin Scorsese as peacenick" story keeps popping up in blogs.

"I think it really has to come down to respecting how other people live," he said. "There's got to be ways this can be worked out diplomatically, there simply has to be."

Yea, but there's not. End story. Cue credits.

Every time I hear Martin's name, I am reminded of this song by King Missile:

This one's called Martin Scorsese
He makes the best fucking films (x2)
If I ever meet him I'm gonna grab his fuckin' neck and just shake him
And say thank you thank you for makin' such excellent fuckin' movies
Then I'd twist his nose all the way the fuck around
And the rip off one of his ears and throw it
Like a like a like a fuckin' frisbee
I wanna chew his fuckin' lips off and grab his head and suck out one of his
eyes and chew on it and spit it out in his face
And thank you thank you for all of your fuckin' films
Then I'd pick him up by the hair swing him over my head a few times
And throw him across the room and kick all his fuckin' teeth in and then
stomp on his face 40 or 50 times
Cuz he makes the best fucking films he makes the best fucking films
I've ever seen in my life
I fuckin love him
I fuckin love him


I think I, or someone else, needs to rewrite these lyrics to fit Scorsese's current infatuation with respecting the lives of terrorists and dictators.

Comments

So... when the lifestyle we're supposed to respect is dedicated to destroying us and/or our culture, when THEY are not willing to respect how WE live - we're the bad guys because we're objecting to being slaughtered?

Yeah. Makes sense to me....

(What is it, the water out there? Or the stuff he's taking, and swallowing with water?)

J.

Whatever happened to King Missile?they released 'salvation' and got really bad.
John lost all creativity. He 'needed more drugs' or something.

Wait - they're the guys that did Jesus Was Way Cool and then something about a kid in a sandbox right?
Or am I clueless as usual?