update: I knew that if I made any factual, historical or cultural errors in the forming of Club Katana, Toren would come around eventually and set things right. And he has. Please see the comments so you can learn all about the katana. There will be a written exam right before the initiation rituals.
Todd and I are forming a club. It’s called the Katana Club and our motto is "Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the morons who plague us!”
All you need to join is the willingness to learn how to use a katana and a total lack of remorse when it comes to destroying your enemies. It also helps if you look as good in robes as Toshiro Mifune.
All meetings will videotaped so we can dub and subtitle them.
Thanks to intrepid reader Carol, we also have a logo and alternate motto:
Too much time on my hands, I know. But tell me you don't want to join Club Katana.