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If blogs were movies, my ad would read:

Scary. But yeah.


Aw man... that's the best they came up with????

You need a new P.R. person honey, lemme help:

"Collecting enemies at a wholesale rate"
"Using my boobs for good causes since 2001"
"Damn kids are acting up again, I'll get back to you on that World Peace stuff.."
"Somebody check Ted Rall's ass for my missing boot, willya?"
"Michael Moore's answer to kryptonite"

... those are just a few off the top of my head. I'll get back to you.

"Scary. But yeah" is a pretty good first approximation, it seems to me. I would have added something like "has nice tits." ;)