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some people think it's funny...

I don't know about you, but I hope that when I make the front page of CNN some day, it's not in a story that refers to a bout with violent vomiting and diarrhea. Even if I am mayor.

Who needed to know that? Is anyone else picturing Mayor Daley and his wife laying on their living room floor surrounded by runny shit?

No? Ok, it's just me, then.


hee hee...

Poor folks. :( Yeah, definitely not what I'd want shared about me. A very bad case of TMI...

My favorite such news story is from over a decade ago about a fancy "society" bash at a Palm Beach hotel. Some problem with the Japanese mushrooms caused an outbreak of projectile vomiting amongst the many guests within just minutes. They had paramedics from all the surrounding towns taking the society swells to the hospital.

I'm sure that sort of thing casts a pall on your party.

You're kind of obsessed with poop today, aren't you?

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy...


You stole my line......

Hey, it's a slow news day...the alternative is more verbal vomit from the likes of Sean Penn, Susan Sarandon, Barbra, etc.

There is no such thing as a slow news day (as my blog attempts to prove daily). Also, I think the mayor just beat up his wife and then blamed it on the flu. Either that or they had one too many Blatz beers. Welcome back Michele!

Well,peat,although Blatz beer tastes great wherever you go,I hear Da mayor is a PBR man.D'ya hear different?