(Posted by Laurence Simon as
(Posted by Laurence Simon as part of the Amish Tech Support Occupation of A Small Victory during the holidays)
Despite an overwhelming number of requests, I am not going to put a boob-shot of myself up here. I will not be girding my chest or loins with Christmas wrapping, candy-canes hanging from my nipples or other appendages, or encasing body parts with wax from menorah candles.
Sure, I'm flattered, but you'll just have to wait for Michele to come back and beg her, okay?
(If you're really nice to me, however, I might just do a little something with strategically-placed Matzoh for Passover.)