(Posted by Laurence Simon as part of the Amish Tech Support Occupation of A Small Victory during the holidays)
What do the executives at McDonalds wish for Christmas? To be as reviled and hated as the executives at Coca-Cola who came out with the bilge known as "New Coke."
Say hello to New Meat:
McDonald's Corp. is tinkering with its primary product -- the hamburger -- in its effort to stimulate sales.
Beef patties will get a reformulated seasoning mix "to improve the flavor of our meat," and new sandwich buns will be rolled out next spring, a memorandum sent to franchisees disclosed. A copy of the document was obtained by Dow Jones Newswires.
All that remains is Jell-o to screw with their flavoring, and the Axis of Cosby will have destroyed the world!