It's as plain as the nose on your face...
(Posted by Laurence Simon as part of the Amish Tech Support Occupation of A Small Victory during the holidays)
What is it with people shooting beverages out of their noses as a result of reading my stuff? Day after day, I get e-mails and feedbacks saying that people have blown various beverages on their monitors and keyboards.
How can I tell it's the holidays?
Kevin Parrott: Good stuff. I shot eggnog out of my nose.
That's right. Eggnog.Wow. I hope he was drinking eggnog at the time. Otherwise, someone might try to call this a fucking Christmas miracle or something.
By the way, here's a brain-teaser for the holidays: if Jesus drank water and laughed, would wine come out of his nose?