you can't make this shit up
(this one goes out to adam)
Headline of the day:
Man sentenced for monkeys in pants
Don't even read the story. I think we should all make up our own, because the real story could not possibly do justice to the headline.
Comments
Woo! I posted this yesterday at Monkey Island.
Asked by agents if he had anything else to tell them, Cusack responded: "Yes, I've got monkeys in my pants."
I think that line is going on my tombstone.
Posted by: adam | December 20, 2002 09:51 AM
I'll just add (as stated over at the one and only WWR) that the opposable thumbs are an added bonus. Well, if you're a boy and the monkeys are properly trained.
Posted by: andy | December 20, 2002 10:14 AM
Oddly enough, the story DOES do justice to the headline.
Posted by: Alex Knapp | December 20, 2002 11:07 AM
Dangit...I was drunk and not in control of my faculties...I swear it was only a one time deal!
:P
Posted by: Darth Monkeybone | December 20, 2002 01:18 PM