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he who shall not be named

At the risk of facing the ire and wrath of the Imperial H.I.M. Emperor Misha I, I will not make a single post or reference about He Who Shall Not Be Named today.

So here's the latest Imperial Decree™:

By order of His Imperial Majesty, Defender of the Clue™, Wielder of the Holy Hand Grenade of Enlightenment™, Scourge of Idiotarians and Evil Ruler of All of the Known Universe, Pontifex Maximus of the Church of Linear Thinking, Princeps Patriae and a Partridge in a Pear Tree (With Cheese™), it is henceforth to be considered a crime of the highest order to mention the numbskulled, mealy-mouthed, fuckwitted jerk 1st Class with Oak Leaves and Diamonds, the soon-to-be-former Majority "Leader" of the Senate, Trent Lott.

I'd rather not deal with the punishment. I'll go pick on Ted Rall instead.