he said what?
Scene: Family dinner last night at my parents' house, all of us present
DJ takes a piece of bread out of the bread basket and looks around for butter. Seeing it's all the way down the other end of the table, he politely asks for someone to pass it down. Unfortunately, no one hears him. He sits there a few minutes until, tired of being ignored, my nine year old son says - in a loud, macho-type voice - what he heard at his father's house earlier that day, thinking it would get results:
"Hey! Who do I have to sleep with to get some butter around here?!?"
It was obvious he had no idea what it meant, nor did his use of the phrase get the desired results. I think he realized from the look on my face that what he said was totally inappropriate and that Cousin Paulie was not a person he should be mimicing.
But man, if I had a video camera at that moment and a desire to be on America's Most Ridiculous Home Videos, I would be golden.