You better watch out!
My sister Lisa told me this story today, involving her fiance's mother Mary and his sister Eileen.
Mary and Eileen go to the mall to have Eileen's year old son Jack sit on Santa's lap for a picture. They wait on line for what seems like hours and finally, it is their turn. Mary takes baby Jack up to Santa's throne while Eileen runs into a store.
After Jack grins at Santa and the picture is snapped, Santa leans over to Mary and says, pointing to the little boy, "This one is going to have the ancient curse."
Mary looks at Santa warily. "What do you mean?" she asks him.
Santa leans down close to Mary and whispers in her ear, "He's going to kiss a lot of pussy!"
Mary grabbed Jack off of Santa's lap and turned towards the female "Santa's Helper" standing next to her.
"That man is a pervert!" she shouted at the woman.
"Yea, I know." Was all the woman could muster.
Mary found Eileen and practically ran out of the mall.
I probably would have kicked old Santa in the balls and reported him to mall security. Mary is much more civil than I. And I imagine she is a bit traumatized. I mean, even if you are over 50, it still has to be upsetting to hear Santa utter the word "pussy," especially while your grandson is on his lap.
Seriously, I would have knocked him on his ass. Wouldn't you?