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searching for Pantera's balls

Dare I be proud? I am the only search result you get when you search for "Phil Anselmo's penis size."

Dude, does this look like a man with a penis? Have you heard those high notes on Cemetery Gates?


I'm proud of ya. His (dubious) member isn't even mentioned on Metal Sludge!
(link goes to the one mention: their deathpool)

Damn, I should have taken him in Laurence's death pool. He's about one crack pipe away from keeling over.

I never thought of doing a google to find out how big someone's schlong is. Merry Christmas to you, too! :D

Hey, "Cemetery Gates" is one of my favorite songs! Don't be knockin' on the man just because he can hit high notes. I'm a tenor too, you know.