Whoever keeps coming here looking for "sexy grandma," please stop.
Also, to the person who wanted to know "how to tell when your girl is a ho," I would say the first clue is that you are wondering at all. Another good sign is if you come down with a case of crabs after having sex with her. You can always ask Snoop. He is wise to those things. Bitches up, hos down!
To the person who was looking for "Ted Rall fuckwad," come back anytime.
Yes, yes. Real content coming, as soon as I get the first gallon of coffee into my veins.