in your jesus christ pose
An inside informant obtained a written copy of the speech lead singer Scott Stapp had prepared:
I'd like to thank all the
nubile lovely 13 and 14 year old girls who were gullible astute enough to recognize our music as a bland rip off of Pearl Jam orignal and our lyrics as pompous profound.
I'd also like to thank all the
naive kiddies fans who bought the crap were able to see that I am the second coming of Christ a role model for the youth of today.
I feel a sense of
overwhelming self-importance gratitude to the suckers fans who made us played out on every radio station from coast to coast so popular.
Oh, and I woud like to thank Jesus Christ for
not suing me for false impersonation his guidance. screw you guys, I'm going backstage to hit on Ashanti Thank you.