reasons to be thankful, part 2
Today, I am thankful for Tequila.
As Homer so wisely said, alcohol is the cause of, and the solution to, all of life's problems. The solution part is what I like.
Tequila is your friend. Sure, it tastes nasty. But a little lime, a little salt, and everything tastes great. Throw in some margarita mix and it's a party. And tequila, believe it or not, makes for a great Bloody Mary.
Have a headache? Three shots of tequila and you can't even feel your head.
Cramps? One or two Margaritas and the cramps are all but forgotten.
Kids leave you in a state of frenzy? Can't seem to relax after a night of homework, projects and sibling rivalry? Say it with me, then. Tequila!
Many a fight has been solved with tequila as the mediator. Many a night of drunken debauchery between the sheets has been instigated by tequila. And yes, those cleavage shots and wet-t shirt pics you have seen here were all brought to you by tequila.