to america, with love
I will now transcribe for you the entire contents of Ol' Dirty Laden's letter to the United States:
Assimilate or die, you heathen bastards!
Your friendly neighborhood megalomaniac
See, he only cares about us. He just wants us to convert to Islam for own good. He is only looking out for our best interests. Let's thank him. You know, check out his wishlist, send him something for Ramadam.
I'm thinking something that explodes on contact would be nice.
I keep reading this letter. It is quite fascinating.
(ii) You are the nation that permits Usury, which has been forbidden by all the religions. Yet you build your economy and investments on Usury. As a result of this, in all its different forms and guises, the Jews have taken control of your economy, through which they have then taken control of your media, and now control all aspects of your life making you their servants and achieving their aims at your expense; precisely what Benjamin Franklin warned you against.
I think he stole that from Cynthia McKinney's campaign speech.
Ben Franklin? When did he ever say anything like that? I must have cut history class that day.