Story from a woman I work with today. She was giving her nine year old son "the talk" because he asked about it.
Kid: I know how a lady gets pregnant, mom.
Mom: Oh really? Do tell.
Kid: You date a chick and pee in her mouth.
That kid is never going to get a second date with a girl.
Reminds me of the sex talk with DJ. I guess it's a nine year old boy thing.
On another kid note - coaching your daughter's basketball team provides ample opportunity for you to embarass your child in ways you never knew possible. It's get even time, and I'm in charge.