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or maybe the batmobile

or maybe the batmobile

What would Jesus Drive?

Well, duh! A Chrystler!

Posted by on November 19, 2002 12:56 PM |

Comments

Jeebus walks in the great shining path of Monster Trucks.

Posted by: Michael Wagner | November 19, 2002 01:18 PM

I've answered this one successfully before, and I'll deign to do it again here. He'd drive a tanker truck so he could bring his homebrew wine to a bottler for eventual resale.

Posted by: Laurence Simon | November 19, 2002 01:21 PM

Old I Am Who Am has been loyal to the Mopars almost since Day One. Remember when Adam and Eve lost their lease on the Garden of Eden? God drove them out in his Fury. (Chrysler eventually phased out all forms of Plymouth, for which they will presumably burn in hell.)

Posted by: CGHill | November 19, 2002 01:25 PM

I'm thinking at least a 15 passenger van. Him, and his 12 buddies need some room to stretch out a bit.

Posted by: Tony Hooker | November 19, 2002 01:45 PM

Who makes the popemobile?

Posted by: Tracy | November 19, 2002 01:45 PM

I'm certain I saw Him once in a VW bus back in the '60s. At least I THINK it was Him. Sure looked like Him.

Posted by: Nick | November 19, 2002 01:49 PM

Bad Michele!
whap

Posted by: Bill | November 19, 2002 01:58 PM

Well, if we are going to take into account his apostles and his family, maybe he would have to drive this:

Posted by: michele | November 19, 2002 01:59 PM

Dude, I want to ride in that.

Hmmmm...me...and John Cusack.

Posted by: Tracy | November 19, 2002 02:25 PM

You people are so silly. They didn't have cars in the time of Jesus.

Besides, Jesus could fly. Remember Superman II, when General Zod walks on water? He could fly, too - so obviously Jesus could fly.

Honestly. I don't understand people that are so gullible as to believe he walked around everywhere.

Those people were Pedestrians.

Posted by: Jim | November 19, 2002 03:02 PM

That was a long way to go for a cheesy joke, Jim.

Good effort, though. I give it a B+.

Posted by: michele | November 19, 2002 03:16 PM

Only the classiest for the MAN! 1925 Rolls-Royce Silver "Holy" Ghost.

Posted by: Anonymous | November 19, 2002 03:58 PM

Nah, it'd be a big and dirty'ol diesel pickup truck with a gun rack in the rear window, a broken down bale of hay and a bunch of crushed beer cans in the back, cowshit crusted onto the bumpers, and the radio blastin' something 'bout "Miles and Miles of Texas"! I think I just saw him on my way home!!

Posted by: Joachim | November 19, 2002 04:37 PM

Joachim, that wasn't Jesus. It was Ted Nugent.

Posted by: michele | November 19, 2002 04:41 PM

Accoring to the book of John, Jesus drove a Honda. "For I did not speak of my own Accord"

Hopefully it was one of those V6 gas guzzlers.

Posted by: Matt Drachenberg | November 19, 2002 06:54 PM

Jesus would drive something that didn't look like anything special but was actually very bad news.

My father, who was a motorhead in his younger days, refers to such a vehicle as a 'sleeper.'

Something simple but nice, such as a Pontiac Bonneville or something like it; a nothing-to-look at 4-door vehicle. But instead of having the usual 2.8 liter, 6 cylinder, 250 horsepower engine, it would in fact have a 454 big block, 8 valves per cylinder, double overhead cams, supercharger, and almost 500 horsepower.

Posted by: James P | November 19, 2002 09:06 PM