We're finally back home and I'm intent on blogging a whole bunch as soon as I recover from a day spent with more kids than one should ever have to spend the day with. Gaggingly cute pictures of kiddies coming soon. Meanwhile, a sample quote from a typical day with my family:
My brother in law Lew (hi Lew!) is his usual uptight self.
Me (to my mother): Do you want to pull the stick out of his ass or should I?
Mom stares at me wide eyed, mouth agape.
Mom: What did you just say?
I repeat what I said. Mom goes hysterical laughing.
Lew: What? What did I miss?
Mom: I thought Michele asked if I wanted to pull a dick out of your ass.
Lew: (looks at own ass) I don't think there's one in there.
Excedrin. A little wine. A nice hot shower. And then I'll be ready to rock.