we have a winner
We have a winner!
Finally, the moment you have all been waiting for.
The winner of the 2002 Pro-Invasion/Get Your War On Jingle Contest is.......
Bill Whittle with his take on Bare Naked Ladies' One Week
one week since the GOP
took the congress back and said "we're angry"
I've been watching news
Saddam, man, I'm glad I'm not in YOUR shoes
Three days till you hear the boom
might want board the windows on the bedroom
I sure hoped I'd see
precision strikes against everything Iraqi
Hold on now and watch the French blink
I'm sure that they think
That they have stopped The Cowboy Nation
They're telling us not to fuss, get on their surrender bus
I like the Marines 'cause never lose a battle, man
Like Nagasaki during Last Time
We'll use our nukes prime
Because we're all about value
Fisk will have a bunch of mad fits
He'll try to match wits
You'll have to keep yourself from laughing
Gonna make a break and take that fake
and make that stinkin commie shake
I'd like to kill him, it's the finest of the favours
Gotta see the show, cause then you'll know
That Baathist crap has got to go
Cause it's so dangerous, and we're never gonna waver
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
Trying hard not to smile though you feel bad
I'm NOT the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
We have a tendency to keep our minds on the job
We have a history of taking no more shit...
Bill will get a prize, though I haven't decided what that prize is yet.
I'd like to do more contests, because they are so much fun, but they would have to be for no prizes because I don't want to take an extra job to support my prize-giving habit. And who would enter a contest with no prize except a link? Well, I would. But that's me.