Attention: This is the last call for boobies! Wet boobies, dry boobies, boobies covered in ice cream. Don't delay, hurry now, operators are standing by. Give til it hurts and when you're done giving, grab a box of tissues or a tube sock and make it stop hurting.
Mine are on this page. They don't call me the tits of war for nothing.
*proceeds are going to a breast cancer charity, please see the site for more information*