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bad day at blog rock

You've all made the baby Jesus cry.

More importantly, you made me smoke.

Bad bloggers. Bad, bad bloggers.

*update*

Ok, it really wasn't you guys that made me smoke. It was the little shit in the supermarket that tripped me and the cashier who moved slower than David Wells running out to the mound.

But it was you that made baby Jesus cry. Say you're sorry.

Posted by on November 12, 2002 06:54 PM |

Comments

I consider myself blessed that I have no idea what you're talking about. But man oh man, if I read one more blog entry about how high school everyone is, I'm gonna... I'm gonna... I'm gonna ignore the phuck out of 'em. ;D

Now put down that cigarrette, and note it in your cheating journal. You're keeping a cheating journal, right? :-*

Posted by: Jessica | November 12, 2002 07:10 PM

Umm yes m'am.

Wait...you just mean cheating with cigarettes, right?

Posted by: michele | November 12, 2002 07:14 PM

Michele, bring the booze over....I need to unwind. I'll light the cigs and stuff in your mouth if ya want so you can say I made you do it

Posted by: Da Goddess | November 12, 2002 07:20 PM

ummmmm, cancer. sucks down a menthol light

yum.

no judgements, babe. but a thought: you could allow yourself one (or two, or three) cheats, and get right back on the bandwagon. because if you didn't cheat once in a while, you wouldn't remember why you wanted to quit in the first place. right?

Posted by: bran | November 12, 2002 07:20 PM

Ok, that's it. If I have to sacrifice my body for the sake of you not smoking, I'll do it.

C'mon....ravage me. Do it. Then we can smoke afterwards.

Posted by: dick | November 12, 2002 07:22 PM

Quitters never win.

Posted by: Thanatos | November 12, 2002 07:24 PM

you will be fine. i get so pissed at how juvenile everyone is. i really feel like if i dont like what i'm reading, move on. it is so simple to just click away from what is pssing you of ya know? keep up the good work, i have a firm belief that you will fine.

Posted by: kat | November 12, 2002 07:24 PM

Quitting smoking is one of the hardest things you may ever do... I haven't had kids so that may be harder, but you can trust me with the smoking thing. It is OK to slip up, just don't give up. Go right back to quitting, start the count at zero. In time when you cheat it wil make you sick, and will never go back.

Posted by: Dan Jacques | November 12, 2002 07:26 PM

Does this mean we can meet in the jury room again after lunch? How about our meetings in Millers chambers? Just checking. I told you not to go grocery shopping after work - the kids are fine eating left over halloween candy for a few more days.

Posted by: Bon | November 12, 2002 08:08 PM

Bon, Jim left a comment on another post today.

Posted by: michele | November 12, 2002 08:14 PM

Obviously you have no self control.

Put a straw in your mouth and try breathing with it. Yes, that's how it feels to breathe with emphisema.

That may be you in the future, if you don't get serious.

Posted by: YaYa | November 12, 2002 08:22 PM

Smoking sucks.

Posted by: Tim | November 12, 2002 08:23 PM

Yep... a slow check-out lane is what caused me to start back... That and a couple cases of beer on a baaad fryday nite. Hang tough

Posted by: Mark | November 12, 2002 08:26 PM

Geezus phuck, duh smoking sucks. Duh squared. What the hell do you think her point is, in mentioning it?

Yeah, a ciggie cheating journal. As bran said, it's ok to cheat. You are totally GOING to cheat. It's allowed. Just don't make it... a... habit.

My trick: keep a journal of your cheats.
It may REALLY help to keep a nutrition journal, and notice what you ate an hour before you cheated. Betcha $5 it was chocolate. If you're like me. Snickers > nicotine. Coffee> nicotine. Alchohol==>fuck yeah, nicotine. Write it down. Look at it later. Feel lame and predictable. See, later, how the numbers drop off and are separated by weeks. Quit.

Posted by: Jessica | November 12, 2002 08:53 PM

You know, the guilt trip about making baby Jesus cry really doesn't work on me. According to my mother, my Wiccan ass makes him cry every day. So, I suck.

Where's the nachos and tequila?

Posted by: Tracy | November 12, 2002 09:31 PM

Maybe you should keep a special journal about quitting, cheating, and everything in between.

Ahem.

From 'the role model'

Posted by: andrea | November 12, 2002 10:18 PM

I saw that - does he have a blog too?

Posted by: Bon | November 12, 2002 10:20 PM

Look upstairs. Need I say more?

Posted by: Lisa | November 13, 2002 08:55 AM

i quit cold turkey on sept 1st, no cheats.... except i still smoke in my dreams... does that count?

know how you feel though... was so mad at work today that i had my coat on and was half way down stairs before i remembered that i don't smoke (anymore).... i stood inside and watched other people smoke... i also only smoked for 10 years, so maybe that makes it easier...

Posted by: Joker | November 14, 2002 12:50 AM