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i am the power!

I AM THE POWER!

The meek shall fear me and the dead shall walk the earth, for I have won the Bloody-Hungry Warblogger Contest!

All bow before me in my greatness and feel humbled at my feet. Oceans will rise and mountains will crumble as I bark my order to you feeble underlings!

I'd like to thank my mentor, Stacy, who taught me everything I know about kicking the anger up a notch, and everyone who voted for me. This (sniff) has got the be the proudest day of my life (sniff).

To everyone I promised oral sex, money or my comic book collection to, you're shit out of luck. I'm not just a blood-hungry hawk. I'm a scheming, lying blood-hungry hawk.

Ok, maybe the oral sex, but you can't have my comics.

Thanks, Bill, for running this contest and destroying my reputation as a loving, gentle human being.

(no babies, kittens or bloggers were harmed in the winning of this contest)

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I'm all up for oral sex. Can the cunnilingus fairy visit me tonight?

Posted by: Kymberlie R. McGuire | November 12, 2002 01:22 PM

No wonder why I lost. I went out and kicked the crap out of a baby, kitten, and blogger during the contest.

I'm going back to beating up homeless people, dammit.

Posted by: Laurence Simon | November 12, 2002 01:26 PM

Oh come on Laurence, everyone knows you would never kick the crap out of a kitten. That's why you lost.

Kymberlie, put your panties under your pillow tonight!

Posted by: michele | November 12, 2002 01:30 PM

woohooo! you're the best blood-thirsty bitch i've ever known. :)

Posted by: bran | November 12, 2002 01:34 PM

woohooo! you're the best blood-thirsty bitch i've ever known. :)

Posted by: bran | November 12, 2002 01:34 PM

sniff She's my special girl!

Posted by: Sekimori | November 12, 2002 01:52 PM

Congratulations.

Posted by: Mark | November 12, 2002 02:03 PM

Hum, maybe this was also part of Bill's scam to get money. If he stopped blogging, nobody would win the silly contest.

You should demand Bill give you some of that PayPal cash he got yesterday, as a "price" for winning.

Posted by: Oscar | November 12, 2002 02:04 PM

Ok Oscar. You're gone. Don't let the big sign that says "YOU ARE NOT AUTHORIZED TO ACCESS THIS SITE" hit your ass on the way out.

Fucknozzle.

Posted by: michele | November 12, 2002 02:07 PM

I'm gone? What does that mean?

:-)

Posted by: Oscar | November 12, 2002 02:09 PM

So do you get like a little statue for winning?

Posted by: Oscar | November 12, 2002 02:14 PM

Whatever, Oscar. I'm not going to go around banning every IP you can get on. If you want to waste your time writing inane little comments here to further your vendetta against Bill, go right ahead. I'm not listening.

Posted by: michele | November 12, 2002 02:20 PM

Geez, I just wanted to congratulate you and make a little point about DailyPundit.

C'mon, for a "Hungry War-Blogger" you seem pretty sensitive. :-)

Posted by: Oscar | November 12, 2002 02:22 PM

No, Oscar, she's not overly sensitive, you're just annoying as hell.

Posted by: Tracy | November 12, 2002 02:32 PM

The world trembles. Congratulations!

Posted by: iamcatman | November 12, 2002 02:32 PM

email threats, banning IPs, insults, I guess this is what passes for arguments in warblogs today.

I tought it was only radical leftists and crazy anti-war marches who tried to shout down others, now I see I was wrong. Oh well, nothing new here.

Posted by: Oscar | November 12, 2002 02:42 PM

Congrats. Now where's my blow job? If you're not going to share your comics... I at least want oral sex!!!!!

I suspect that if you're the best blood thirsty war blogger, the oral will be good?

Posted by: statia | November 12, 2002 02:46 PM

What impresses me the most is that You Did It For The Children™!

Posted by: Michael Wagner | November 12, 2002 02:48 PM

Oscar, have you said anything worth having an argument over? You're just trolling.

Posted by: michele | November 12, 2002 02:51 PM

Yayyy Michele!! boo oscar.. :-)

Posted by: Jenna | November 12, 2002 02:56 PM

I just asked wheter this whole contest was part of a scam to get money.

Isn't it a coincidence that yesterday, Quick was having "problems" with his popup ads? Then he started getting a lot of PayPal donations(an amount he doesn't feel like disclosing, BTW).

Is it that far off to suggest that this was all a part of a scam to get more money. Why is it that if anybody raises that question, Bill Quick erases such comments? Why did he lie about people's IP addresses being the same? And why does he mention people (my name) and accuse them of stuff, but doesn't let them respond?

If you get an award from such a questionable individual, it doesn't make you wonder if you should be proud of getting such a reward?

This is a guy, who for $50 dollars less a month, threw a hissifit and declined to post anymore (supposedly). That means he thinks he opinions are not worth more than $50, doesn't that look ridiculous to you?

And BTW, anti warblogging sites have taken notice, and using this episode to mock you and those who share your views (ex: http://atrios.blogspot.com/2002_11_10_atrios_archive.html#85664795)

I think you should demand more honesty from Bill Quick.

And not be so quick to insult others(like you did in @ the dailypundit site), instead of debating issues.

Posted by: Oscar | November 12, 2002 03:01 PM

Well, let's see. Quick's never trolled anyone's comment sections. Advantage: Bill.

Quick feels that donation is a private matter between giver and recipient, rather than a matter for public discussion. Advantage: Bill.

Sheesh. Maybe I should have given him more money than I did.

Posted by: CGHill | November 12, 2002 03:09 PM

Wow, Oscar. You sure are making a big deal out of this. It's not like I paid to enter this contest or got a gold statue for it. It was for fun, for christ sake. Why the fuck would I care what Bill's motives were in staging the contest? I had a lot of fun taking part in it and that's the only thing I wanted to get out of it. Do you really think anyone involved in the contest would have been banging down Bill's door screaming "fraud" if he didn't eventually announce a winner. Hell, we all moved on from even competing last week.

What is your stake in this? Why do you have such a pole up your ass over what Bill does? Were you paying him? Did you send him money? Do you have an unhealthy obsession with him?

Oh, I know! This is a lefty conspiracy, isn't it?? You think that Bill is the anti-christ or Bush's evil twin and he is really working for the CIA and is going to plant microchips in your brain if you don't give him 50 dollars to continue with his sublimal messages.

Do you have anything better to do, Oscar?

As for Atrios, there will be a pro-war rally at Berkley before the day comes that I give a rat's ass what that fucknozzle has to say.

Posted by: michele | November 12, 2002 03:10 PM

You guys sure are funny.

Posted by: Jon | November 12, 2002 03:18 PM

> Oh, I know! This is a lefty conspiracy, isn't it?? You think that Bill is the anti-christ or Bush's evil twin and he is really working for the CIA and is going to plant microchips in your brain if you don't give him 50 dollars to continue with his sublimal messages.

Heh, another example of not even addressing the issues.

> As for Atrios, there will be a pro-war rally at Berkley before the day comes that I give a rat's ass what that fucknozzle has to say.

That's fine but thanks to Bill Quick's scam and "my opinions are not even worth more than $50" and your "Blood Hungry" award, you trivialize the serious arguments for war and give blogs like Atrios more justification to mock you. Like they're surely doing now.

Posted by: Oscar | November 12, 2002 03:27 PM

Ya know, in my esteemed professional opinion (I'm a university professor, so I can say crap like that), this "Oscar" guy doesn't even rate as a cocktail weenie. In fact, semiotically speaking, he doesn't deserve to be called fucknozzle OR fuckwad. That leaves one possibility: fuckwit.

Posted by: Pearl | November 12, 2002 03:42 PM

Sweet, sexy Michele: Congrats! I'm about halfway to your house. Is there anything else you need me to pick up on the way there? I got the three cases of condoms and lube as you requested via email. The beer's cold. The tequila and Jack are chilled. TP....stocked. Am I forgetting anything?

Posted by: Da Goddess | November 12, 2002 03:51 PM

Nachos.

Posted by: Tracy | November 12, 2002 04:05 PM

Look, Oscar, it's morons like you that make it tough for reasonable people like me who are left-of-center to disagree rationally with people who are right-of-center. It was a joke! Get over it. If you hate Bill Quick, go yell at him. But leave Michele the hell alone.

Thank you.

You may now return to your regularly scheduled Michele Love Fest '02.

Posted by: Solonor | November 12, 2002 04:08 PM

Oscar: that green guy from Sesame Street?

Posted by: Harald | November 12, 2002 04:10 PM

Congratulations Michele!

And let me know if you find out what Jaun is up to.

I may have to turn my block black again to get over that pink. Ack!

Posted by: Kathy K | November 12, 2002 04:53 PM

blog. not block. I'm not even drunk. That PINK is doing things to my head...

Posted by: Kathy K | November 12, 2002 04:55 PM

Uh, Mr. Oscar, has it occurred to you that maybe folks jumped to help Mr Quick because they LIKED him?

Posted by: Colin | November 12, 2002 05:36 PM

Of course they wanted to help him, the question is, was he honestly quitting because of the popup problem?

Also, why would somebody quit blogging for the loss of $50 a month?

Posted by: Oscar | November 12, 2002 06:45 PM

If I beat up Oscar, will more people vote for me as the most Blood-Hungry next year?

Posted by: Frank J. | November 12, 2002 07:32 PM

Maybe we should flush Oscar down the toilet in installments and make his goldfish watch.

Congrats, Michele. I voted for you a whole lot and you won, too. May I be your groupie?

Posted by: zratnor | November 12, 2002 07:34 PM

Congrats, Michele! I voted for you on all of our computers that have keyboards.

Posted by: Lisa | November 12, 2002 09:29 PM

You know Michele, I live on Long Island as well, What was that about paying up with Oral Sex? : p

Posted by: Nick M. | November 13, 2002 08:54 AM

Michele lives on LI?? Hrrrm...

dropkicks Nick to the back of the line

Sorry, I'm takin your spot! ; )

Posted by: ravenwolf | November 13, 2002 11:15 AM

Congrats for a job well done...and the voters weren't even asking for 'moderation'! Now, let's all win.

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