i am the power!
I AM THE POWER!
The meek shall fear me and the dead shall walk the earth, for I have won the Bloody-Hungry Warblogger Contest!
All bow before me in my greatness and feel humbled at my feet. Oceans will rise and mountains will crumble as I bark my order to you feeble underlings!
I'd like to thank my mentor, Stacy, who taught me everything I know about kicking the anger up a notch, and everyone who voted for me. This (sniff) has got the be the proudest day of my life (sniff).
To everyone I promised oral sex, money or my comic book collection to, you're shit out of luck. I'm not just a blood-hungry hawk. I'm a scheming, lying blood-hungry hawk.
Ok, maybe the oral sex, but you can't have my comics.
Thanks, Bill, for running this contest and destroying my reputation as a loving, gentle human being.
(no babies, kittens or bloggers were harmed in the winning of this contest)