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Two rules for this blog that need mentioning, as someone has broken them:

There are three circusmtances under which I will ban your IP from here. First, if you are threatening to another commenter. Second, if you are complete jackass who has nothing of value to say, yet you keep saying it twenty times a day.

Third, and this is most important because some person (ahem, peat) broke both part of this rule in one week. You do not make fun of either the Green Bay Packers or Faith no More on this space. Both are punishable by banning of IP, torture, death, or all of the above, torture being administered in a long, drawn out session reminiscent of Reservoir Dogs.

Pay attention to the rules, kids or you will find my footprint all over your ass.

Thank you.

Comments

Packers, schmackers. You haven't heard razzing and derisive comments until you've been a Bears fan since '85 who's lived his whole life in NY. My friends love calling me at 2am and laughing as they stutter "Da Bears." over the phone.

My whole frickin life is a joke.

Packers, schmackers. You haven't heard razzing and derisive comments until you've been a Bears fan since '85 who's lived his whole life in NY. My friends love calling me at 2am and laughing as they stutter "Da Bears." over the phone.

My whole frickin life is a joke.

Why make fun of the Packers when there are the Bengals, Browns, Texans, and Bears to make fun of?

I would love to make fun of the Packers but I'm a Lions fan so I can't think of anything funny to say.

FNM's great.

the Packers are off-limits, but what about Favre? Is he fair game?

You said you were a Lions' fan. That is the funny thing to say.

I lok forward to your Packers meeting my Steelers in the Superbowl!

I look forward to your Packers meeting my Steelers in the Superbowl!

Packers...Packers...hmmm... is that a soccer team?

The Pack has made me a buncha money this season. I'm not a fan by any means, but I do know on which side my bread is buttered. I also know good football when I see it and they're the total package (NPI) this season (which, alas, my Raiders are not, as much as they appeared to be the first month of the season). As such, I would never ridicule them.

I have no opinion on Faith No More except, of course, that the Bill & Ted cameo was pretty cool.

Mea Culpa!! I still hate the Packers, but it's not as if my Vikings are lighting it up. The Packers play hard and play well. The Vikings? Well, does the phrase "get a roll of stamps and mail it in" mean anything??

I will not make fun of the Packers...
I will not make fun of the Packers...
I will not make fun of the Packers...
I will not make fun of the Packers...
I will not make fun of the Packers...

Can I go out and play now?? ;o)

100 times, Jack. 100 times.

I would like the Packers if their QB could pronounce his last name correctly. As it is, I can at least respect that they play damn good football. Someday, the Eagles will be that good. I just hope it's during my lifetime.

And yet you never saw that I was the only one who caught your FNM reference in your entry titles on Election Night... I'm so crushed.

if you are complete jackass who has nothing of value to say, yet you keep saying it twenty times a day

does that mean i can't keep telling you that a tongue ring will knock out that oral fixation?

I checked in the mirror this morning (not that i like looking at my butt in the mirror) no footprint (yet). Sheesh. Tough crowd in here. But I was warned before I came here and I have been warned since so...I can lurk I guess if you wish me to. You can't stop me from reading your excellent stuff at the public library!

Don't you know that the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy watches you at the library too??

Faith No More?! Faith No More! I love FNM. Glad to see there are a few people left with good taste in music.

(And I was listening to Album Of The Year today as well as Mr. Bungle's California AND Tomahawk . . . it's been a Mike Patton kind-o-day.)