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(Stolen from Rosemary Esmay in the comments on one of these posts)
Five people I would like to stand in front of my gas-guzzling SUV so I can run them down:

1. Noam Chomsky
2. Barbra Streisand (more for Yentl than anything else)
3. Carrot Top
4. Avril Lavigne (or whatever her last name is)
5. Anthony (don't ask)

(I wouldn't bother with Michael Moore because, like any large animal, he would do extensive damage to my car)

Five things I hate when I am going through my blogroll trying to catch up on my blogreading.

1. Blogger
2. Blogger
3. Blogger
4. Blogspot
5. Blogspot

Five things I would buy Juan Gato for Christmas

1. Liquor
2. Baby seals
3. A club
4. Liquor
5. Hand-Wipes to clean up the seal blood


5 best names for porno movies

1. Leatherbound Dykes From Hell
2. Big Boob Bangeroo
3. Shut Up And Blow Me
4. Cute Cuddly Bubble Butts
5. Miget Madness

Hrm, and I was just reading Stupid White Men as you pot this.

Our Greed and Excess will eventually catch up to us. What about a fuel efficient SUV do you hate? Is it that you like paying more for gas? Its not like its a performance vehicle anyways. Your definately not using the 4 wheel drive features properly where you live. I'm not quite understanding the reasoning on wanting a gas guzzling suv.

So, add me to the list of people who will gladly stand in front of your gas guzzling suv.

Since I'm supposed to be writing a frickin' NaNoWriMo novel here, I'll cheat and use old data:

Five most popular songs heard on Dr. Demento:

1. Dead Puppies
2. Fish Heads
3. They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haa!
4. Existential Blues
5. Wet Dream

My five favorites:

1. Dead Puppies
2. Fish Heads
3. Existential Blues
4. Poisoning Pigeons in the Park
5. Masochism Tango

C'mon! I love Avril Lavigne....

Forget what you're getting Juan Gato for Christmas. The more important question is: What are you getting ME?

If I get any input at all, I'd say I want....oh... I'll email you what I really want. Shhhh...

Top 5 Liquors:

1. Free
2. Single Malt Islay Scotch (minimum 15 year)
3. Southern Comfort
4. Knob Creek bourbon
5. Whatever gets me drunk quick.

Baby seal walks into a bar and hops up on a stool. Bartender doesn't bat an eyelash. He just leans over and asks "What'll you have?" Seal's answer? "Anything but a Canadian Club on the rocks."

Also: "Club the Seal?"