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Five Song Lyrics That Make Me Giggle

1. Your best friend is you I'm my best friend too
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
Eat Spam from the can watch late night C-Span
And rock out to old school Duran Duran

-Bloodhound Gang, Your Friends are Only Make Believe

2. Knee-high! Argyle! Tube!
I was thinking of you while I jerked off into my sock last night
I was thinking of you while I jerked off into my sock
I was thinking of you
I wish I had more than two
Cuz I didn't have anything else to do
I was thinking of you while I jerked off into my sock

-Nerf Herder, Doing Laundry

3. I don't have no problem with you fucking me
But I have a little problem wit you not fucking me
(I have no idea why this makes me giggle, but it does)
- ODB, Got Your Money

4. You saw me off at the knee.
You got your teeth in me
so if we're not vaporized in world war three
and if there's nothing good tonight on tv
and if you don't meet somebody with more money that me
our love will last forever and ever.

-Mr. T Experience, Our Love Will Last Forever

5. Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled
With Big Mac he'll fuck it like a Chicken McNugget
Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose
He's gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice

-Mr. Bungle, Squeeze Me Macaroni

Comments

I think the lyric in the song (I forget the name) by Ice Cube is very funny...

"I want to pop you up on the copy machine and take copies of your kitten with my chin in between."

The imagry is brilliant

I think the lyric in the song (I forget the name) by Ice Cube is very funny...

"I want to pop you up on the copy machine and take copies of your kitten with my chin in between."

The imagry is brilliant

I wish I was queer so I could get chicks.
Jimmy Pop Ali - Bloodhound Gang. The song title doesn't even give the entire compostion justice.
I'll just run the first verse.
"My friend Jerry Van der Griff kissed me in home ec class,
Later in the afternoon, some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass.
I said guys I'm like you,
I like monster trucks too.
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?
I just wish I was queer, so I could get chicks."

Oh and almost every other Bloodhound Gang song ever written is funny too.