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after these messages

*Everyone who volunteered to be a judge for the jingle contest, please email me. I kind of deleted the folder your emails were in.*

after these messages....

I know, I know. I owe several VRWC ID cards, and I owe even more emails. I'm suffering from my 2nd annual bout with pnuemonia (Meryl, did you pass this along to me?) and I'm not in great writing form at the moment.

I started three different posts, but between the hacking cough and the inability to hold my head up straight, I couldn't get past the first sentence. Suffice it to say that Eminem is a punk bitch, Robert Fisk is an assclown, I'm glad the American terrorist in Yemen is no longer breathing, and the New York public school system and their need to evaluate a child's entire school career based on one state mandated test needs to have their collective asses kicked to the ground. By me.

Also, to those of you coming from Fark, through Robyn's site, go away. If you're looking for masturbation fodder, there's plenty of free porn on the internet. Try here. Or here. Or here. Just don't stay here, because you'll dirty the place up and I just cleaned. Thanks.

I'll be back after a nap and some NyQuil and some people are going to be really sorry they decided to take me on.


pass the Nyquil over. Mind if I curl up next to you for that nap?

if i was within 100 miles of you, i swear i'd bring you chicken and rice soup. feel better.

You've done even better, hon. I'm going to curl up on the couch and read the book you sent me. Comfort reading :)

Which reminds me:

In November's
gusty gale
I will flop
my flippy tail
and spout hot soup.
I'll be a whale!
Spouting once
spouting twice
spouting chicken soup
with rice.

awesome! sappy sniffle i'm so glad you like it. :)

and ditto the tequila, if i was within 100 miles. or if i can find a website that delivers. hug