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jackass, the life

jackass, the life

Please think of me this evening at around 6pm.

I promised my husband I would watch Jackass, The Movie with him. I'm afraid. And I don't know if I'm more afraid that it will be the hugest, grossest waste of my time ever, or that I will actually enjoy it. I think this may call for a drink or two. And then he owes me, big time. Looks like the cunnilingus fairy may be coming for a visit tonight, after all.

I apologize for all the vulgarness and sex related talk today. It's Friday and the beginning of a three day weekend. I haven't smoked in ten twelve days. I'm just in a mood. I'll stop if you want me to. Just ask.

Now, onto the business of the VRWC. I got all your emails. I got your pictures. The cards are coming, eventually. Next person who emails me more than once wanting to know where their card is will not only be kicked out of the VRWC, but will end up in a bloody pulp and discarded on the lawn of the owner of Angrydems.com.

I'm going to cut off the comments on Run Away! If, after 74 comments, certain people (not Joy) are just going to engage in the same rhetoric over and over while holding their fingers in their ears and screaming I can't hear you!, it's just going to be a big old waste of your time and my bandwidth. Party's over. Go play somewhere else.

3 hours left to enter the Pro-War Jingle Contest. Give or take a few hours, depending on if Jackass renders me braindead.

Comments

I tried putting my fingers in my ears, but it didn't affect my ability to read your blog. Besides, I like reading your blog.

Goodluck with Jackass. I haven't seen it, but I hear there is something to do with pandas that makes a strong impression.

The vulgarness and sex related talk is why I come here.

I actually saw Jackass: The Movie and really enjoyed it save two fairly disgusting stunts. It's basically like a 90 minute long episode of the TV show, with some extra grossness thrown in. The Tokyo pandas cracked my shit up.

I turned it off after the shit in the car. Just could not handle that. I think it's a guy thing.