he knows if you've been bad or really, really bad
he knows if you've been bad or really, really bad
Somewhere up in Albany, in the great, vast headquarters of my employer, is a lonely system administrator monitoring the email of every person using my employer's system.
And that geeky little man will come across the emails exchanged between myself and my co-worker and sometimes drunken kissing partner Bonnie, and he will either faint or lock himself in the bathroom for a long time.
Today's exchange involved putting your panties under your pillow at night so the cunnilingus fairy would come.
Then we discussed applying for jobs as fellatio fairies, listing all our credentials and experience.
Maybe we should stop before we kill someone.
Nah.
Comments
"Today's exchange involved putting your panties under your pillow at night so the cunnilingus fairy would come."
Hmm, in what sense of the word do you mean "come"?
Posted by: Patrick Phillips | November 8, 2002 10:49 AM
The stress related turn over rate for that system admin job must rival that of a 9-11 operator.
Posted by: Joshua Ferguson | November 8, 2002 10:50 AM
that's funny, i have an opening for a fellatio fairie....
Posted by: jc | November 8, 2002 11:05 AM
Curses! - the last fun job is already taken :) Oh well, at least we got to read a bit of it here...
Posted by: dave dobbs | November 8, 2002 11:06 AM
[typical male pig mode]But when do we get to read them?!?[/typical male pig mode]
Posted by: scott | November 8, 2002 11:33 AM
"Cunnilingus fairy".... sounds like an oxymoron to me.....
Posted by: Mark | November 8, 2002 11:48 AM
sure does, mark..
Posted by: Jenna | November 8, 2002 12:25 PM
Geez, you gals get to say ALL the naughty things.
If a guy got half as racy he'd be fired AND on the channel 4 news.
2 weeks later he'd have no home, no money, and live out of the local dumpster prostituting his bunghole for spare change.
Fellatio fairy, indeed.
Posted by: Ryan Waxx | November 8, 2002 02:08 PM
Well, when it's two females talking to each other like that, I don't think sexual harrassment comes into play.
It's just two horny gals killing a Friday afternoon.
Posted by: michele | November 8, 2002 02:12 PM
Nodnod. Alhough were the genders reversed, I still think it would be a different story, depending on corporate culture. I believe I could, without too much effort, dig up a incident with 'just 2 guys killing time' becoming firing material.
But its not that important. Duck-water-roll :)
Enjoy your weekend!
Posted by: Ryan Waxx | November 8, 2002 02:23 PM
So, what exactly do we guys have to put under our pillows to get a visit from the fellatio fairy (and I am hoping its a woman).
Posted by: Bill | November 15, 2002 06:15 PM