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So, if you picked Michael Moore in the office Christmas Present Secret Santa exchange, what would you get him?

Posted by on November 6, 2002 08:33 PM |

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A rather large boot planted firmly up his ass.

Posted by: Da Goddess | November 6, 2002 08:35 PM

A gun. :-)

Posted by: David Pinto | November 6, 2002 09:24 PM

His own personal selection of Doc Johnson butt plugs.flavored of course.

Posted by: mbruce | November 6, 2002 09:35 PM

Assuming brain transplants are not yet possible, how about at least one outfit of clothes that don't look like thrift store rejects, and a bottle of shampoo, so he doesn't have to hide his greasy hair under that idiotic looking ball cap.

Posted by: dewey | November 6, 2002 10:00 PM

A used condom and the video of me having sex with his wife/girlfriend/mother.

Posted by: Tom | November 6, 2002 10:16 PM

Several single-edge razor blades, for attaching to the sides of those boots mentioned above by Da Goddess. Sharp side out, of course.

Posted by: Mike | November 6, 2002 10:17 PM

Did any one pick "a clue" yet?

Posted by: -e- | November 6, 2002 10:44 PM

A ticket on the same flight as Babs and Alec. His would be coach, however.

Posted by: Greg | November 6, 2002 11:24 PM

Shampoo and a salad

Posted by: Tom Obay | November 6, 2002 11:26 PM

A laser-guided, plasma-yield suppository, courtesy of the Red, White & Blue. One time use only, please.

Posted by: Pearl | November 6, 2002 11:32 PM

A spare neuron.

Posted by: Jason | November 6, 2002 11:54 PM

A one-way ticket to France (complete with the paperwork for permanently resigning American citizenship: if he doesn't value it, he won't miss it), a country where his views and attitudes would be considered nothing but mainstream- and his lack of hygene noticed not at all.
Runner up: a twenty-year sentence to Riker's and a bottle of the salad dressing of his choice (any Chris Rock fans in the house?)

Posted by: David Paglia | November 7, 2002 12:04 AM

A slice of Semtex in a bun, hold the mayo.

Posted by: Emperor Misha I | November 7, 2002 12:09 AM

A full-body tattoo of "Osama sucks camel cocks & George Bush Rules!" and free flight (provided by the baby-killing USAF {his view}) to para-drop his naked, elephantine ass in the middle of Mogadishu, right at the beginning of prayer call.

Posted by: B.C. | November 7, 2002 12:16 AM

A handgun, biometrically attached to him, and a one way ticket to Afghanistan.

Will he fire off any shots, or will he just get killed?

Posted by: Mike | November 7, 2002 03:40 AM

A razor and a copy of "Mr. Widgey's Guide to Good Hygiene".

Posted by: Emily | November 7, 2002 02:31 PM

Liposuction.

Posted by: Kieran Lyons | November 7, 2002 07:06 PM

A gift certificate to have his jaw wired shut.. and soap.

Posted by: annastazia | November 8, 2002 12:11 AM