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i vant to suck your blood

i vant to suck your blood

Now that we have the other elections out of the way, we can get down to the real voting issues. That's right, folks. The Blood Thirsty Blogger Award is still up for grabs. Right now I hold a commanding lead, but things are getting very ugly.

I'll make this real simple. I want you to do for me what voters did for the Republican party. That's right, I want you to make Michael Moore cry.

When you're done with that, go vote for me. Coerce your friends into voting for me. Rig the ballot. Hang the chad. Confuse the voters with facts and issues. Sell your soul for me. Give out free blow jobs. Anything. I would make you do anything to win, win, win.

And now, I am going figure out a way to lie, cheat and steal my way to the top. Oh wait, I'm already at the top. Instead, I will find a way to kick my opponents while they are down. You think linking me to the snipers or threatening to shoot a dog is going to stop me?

I'm so bad I should be in detention.

Bite me, assclowns. I'm going to make you cry.

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Whee! I made baby Michael Moore cry.

"I'm so bad I should be in detention."

From the movie "Easy Money" with Rodney Dangerfield. Spoken by his daughter's estranged husband.

Why is information like this floating around in my head?

What I wanna know is when we do we get the most boob-hungry blog award?

Ok, I haven't voted because, well, I just haven't.. But if you get someone to give me a free blowjob, I'll vote for you as many times as I can, and get everyone I know to.

Umm....Joy? Help me out here?

wow...how did I miss this thread?? Of course, Rob was kind enough to point it out.

I'll see what I can do about that. Just for you, Michele. ;)