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goin' underground

goin' underground...

I knew my conspiracy sense was tingling. Let's take a stroll through the Democratic Underground, shall we?

This country has been hijacked, and largely because of the corporate media, the public at large has been brainwashed into voting repug. ....The Republicans are in total control now. How soon until liberals are arrested for their beliefs, or even better, shot in the streets?

This would be tragic if were not so funny. No, no. It would be funny if it were not so tragic. Brainwashing? Blaming losses on the media? Someone needs a tin foil hat. As for the shot in the streets thing, how soon can you get here, doll?

Sadly enough perhaps the only salvation and hope left for this country is for Herr Bush and his thugs to invade Iraq. Hopefully, that will blow up in his face and we can get back on track again...blockquote>

Oh, so now it would be ok to invade a country and kill innocents as long as it benefits you in the end? Hypocrite.

....oh and by the way - a little note to the repug cretins - all the guns in the world wont help you if they do decide to take you away. I do hope though that they shoot you with your favourite weapon - isnt that a wonderful way to go?

And if your only means of fighting is with ignorance and stupidity, wouldn't it be lovely if that's what kicks your ass into the afterlife someday?

I am seriously thinking about becoming a Kiwi or an Aussie. I wonder what the girls look like in New Zeland. I know they have a lot of nice looking girls in Australia.

Nope, too easy.

I don't mind good discourse, but where is old-fashioned civility. How can you change anyone's mind or get them to see your point of view if they decide suddenly to change the subject when the question goes too deep?

Or, conversely, how do you have a free exchange of ideas when people with opposing views are banned from your message boards?

This horse can't be ridden. These Republicans will find themselves on the back of a powerful pony that jumps and kicks and bites, and even their bravest clowns are going to be running for the fences.

10-1 odds this guy makes his living as a rodeo clown.

I could do this all day. But a person has to eat at some point.

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So when does the fundraiser to send them all "back home" or where ever they want to go? It might cost less than we think. The airlines are having money problems. Throw a few hundered thousand at them and we could move quite a few liberals (starting in Hollywood) to europe. I'll throw in the first $10 or $20 if babs is #1 in line.

Don't you see? The Illuminati are just using this Rep/Dem/Lib/Con stuff to keep us occupied while they pull the real strings. Before you know it, we will all be locked in cattle pens, being fed and bred to serve as slaves and food for the alien masters. The Constitution is a cook book!

Too easy is right.

BTW Michele, could you send me an email? I wanted to write you but could not find your email address on your site. Thanks.

How typical--a pro-American stance is brainwashing.I've heard that one every day since I started agreeing with Limbaugh on some things two years ago.Why is the anti-American,socialist agenda masquerading as "journalism" and "education" not labelled brainwashing? You're right Michelle its like shooting ducks in a barrel,... or a noose.

FYI - just throwing this out there...

Statement by RNC Chairman Marc Racicot on DNC Election Day Strategy

WASHINGTON - Marc Racicot, Chairman of the Republican National Committee(RNC), yesterday issued the following statement: “Because of the Democrats’ exhausting inability to address issues of urgency and importance to the American people, the Chairman of the Democratic National Committee has attempted to breathe life into an otherwise confusing and scattered agenda through the use of wild and wacky allegations of misconduct. Without a record of accomplishment or leadership, without ideas or vision, without truth or accuracy, Democrats have embraced a desperate Election Day doomsday strategy. They have apparently come to believe that there is nothing left to be done other than to rely upon the politics of fear, fabrication and falsehood." amen.

Isn't the Democratic Underground site the one with the forum in which the forum admin banned discussion about politics that wasn't in support of the Democratic party?

Yes, here it is.

In other words, 'if you're not for us, you're against us.'

Hey! That's our slogan!!

So, let's see, everyone else is deluded, and only this guy can see reality. It's been a while since I took psych in college, but isn't there a term for that sort of belief?

So let's see... this commentator refers to "Herr Bush and his thugs" and "repug cretins", then wonders "where is old-fashioned civility[?]"

Democrats (and other Idiotarians) are always good for a laugh!

OMG your "bitter vegetable" testimonial was too funny for words!

Isn't it Catholicism, Greg?

"This horse can't be ridden?" Man, that's a challenge no cowboy from Texas can resist. Once Bush slaps that saddle on and digs the spurs in, they'll turn into a little pony real quick.

Stop it, Jenna. Laughing until Coke comes out my nose hurts.

the dorks at demo underground are in full meltdown, reading the forums there is fun stuff!

New Zealand is overpopulated with bunnies. Now is not the time to introduce donkeys.

I had never been to that site before. What a sad bunch they are. Only a hint of introspection, mostly mindless whining, crying and blaming (everyone and everything except themselves and their sorry assed message.) Notice how many times they post to each other like little girls passing folded notes to each other. Maybe they could charter a plane and leave together with Alec and Babs.

"How soon until liberals are arrested for their beliefs, or even better, shot in the streets?"

Quit teasing you fucking bastard!

My God, man, does he know what he's doing? I have wet dreams about this.

Steve, when have you ever seen "cowboy" W on a horse? Or even a pony?

It would actually be quite the bitch-slap to all of the recalcitrant Sheetheads if W rode a white Arabian stallion into Georgetown, er Baghdad, after we liberate the sandslugs from their demented Salahadin. (It's pronounced Sa-la'-ha-deen, not Salad-In)

What comes through loud and clear in that site is the sentiment that the majority of voters were bambozled boobs..that liberal Democrats have a corner on Truth&Justice and the unwashed masses, when entrusted with the franchise, made horrible mistakes.

I get the feeling that Democrats would disenfranchise anyone who voted "incorrectly", if they could. Hell, they bottle up judicial appointments in committee because the female candidate is genuine because she's right of center and the Latino candidate is not "brown" enough.

"This country has been hijacked, and largely because of the corporate media"

Gosh and Gee Whillikers! The mainstream press has a rightist bias? When did that happen?

The first requirement to enter New Zealand is to be able to spell it correctly. I, for one, would waive this requirement if they would PLEASE take this asshole in.

...Don't you see? The Illuminati are just using this Rep/Dem/Lib/Con stuff to keep us occupied while they pull the real strings. Before you know it, we will all be locked in cattle pens, being fed and bred to serve as slaves and food for the alien masters. The Constitution is a cook book!...

wKen, when I read this I actually laughed so hard my drink came out my nose!!!

This is my first post here, I'm new to the "blog" thing and mostly a lurker, but I had to comment on this. It is the funniest thing I have read in quite a while. Keep em coming.