question of the day
question of the day...
Ok, one from the sordid mailbag today:
Dear Michele,
Would you have sex with me? Please?
Frank the Cheetah
Dear Frank,
Please send your credentials including, but not limited to, penis size, relevant experience, fetishes, a clean bill of health, a list of previous partners, a description of your pain threshold, a picture of you wearing a rubber suit, a picture of you in a dress, stockings and high heels, two forms of ID, and your social security number.
Oh, and NO.
Michele
Comments
Still, it's always nice to know you have options.
Posted by: Ravenwood | November 6, 2002 11:51 AM
Thanks for not using my real name.
Posted by: Joe | November 6, 2002 11:59 AM
what do you need to get a YES? Cuz I'm as horny as a jack rabbit right now.
Posted by: hoopty | November 6, 2002 12:06 PM
Jackrabbits have horns? I thought that was a jackelope?
Posted by: statia | November 6, 2002 03:10 PM
I was packing my bag until you got to the social security number. I don't give that out.
Posted by: Jim | November 6, 2002 03:10 PM
ummmm... wasn't me...
Posted by: Frank | November 6, 2002 03:19 PM
I once had a guy write and ask me if I would send him my dirty underwear. I jokingly replied "Sure. What's your address?" He must have thought I was serious, because he actually e-mailed it to me. I thought about sending him a pair of male briefs or something like that, but in the end decided it was best not to encourage his weirdness.
Posted by: Emily | November 6, 2002 06:36 PM
Hell, darlin,' I'll do every bit of that, just to buy you a nice dinner.
I just happen to like rubber suits, that's all...
Posted by: Acidman | November 6, 2002 08:10 PM