question of the day
question of the day...
Ok, one from the sordid mailbag today:
Would you have sex with me? Please?
Frank the Cheetah
Please send your credentials including, but not limited to, penis size, relevant experience, fetishes, a clean bill of health, a list of previous partners, a description of your pain threshold, a picture of you wearing a rubber suit, a picture of you in a dress, stockings and high heels, two forms of ID, and your social security number.
Oh, and NO.