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just a thought...

Just a thought..

I'm going to miss those phone calls from the President imploring me to vote.

I'm going to miss seeing Tom Golisano's floating head in my dreams at night.

I'm not going to miss the endless stream of paper junk mail from candidates claiming that they are earth-friendly.

I'm not going to miss the red, white and blue lawns signs decorating my neighborhood like the Fourth of July.

I'm not going to miss the mud-slinging, slanderous, nasty ads on the radio.

The end of Election Day signals one very important thing to me; I better start Christmas shopping.

What do you all want?

Posted by on November 6, 2002 07:24 AM |

Comments

Can I have 50,000 lost votes to get Davis out of office?

If not, how about a new Bike?

Posted by: J Ferguson | November 6, 2002 07:47 AM

Rabbit Pearl.

Posted by: Sekimori | November 6, 2002 08:31 AM

I thought that said Rabbi Pearl....

Posted by: michele | November 6, 2002 08:54 AM

I want a pony.

Posted by: Tony Hooker | November 6, 2002 09:03 AM

i want prince charming to ride up on a pomegranite, whisking me away a la Calgon to a quiet place like Paris or the like, where he'll buy me fine coffee, stimulate my brain, then take me home for the best cunnilingus EVER followed by triple-orgasm sex.

hook me up, yo.

Posted by: bran | November 6, 2002 09:03 AM

I'm with Bran.

Or just shit from Amazon.

Posted by: Kymberlie R. McGuire | November 6, 2002 10:46 AM

Ha HA! I already have Rabbit Pearl! Bunny Does it Better!!! And as for Bran's wishes? Mmmmm... have had that too - recently... (well, not in Paris, but I'll work on that.) Oh, but he wasn't riding a pomegranite. Who cares about the trivial details though?

So for Christmas, I would like ... Oh! A plane ticket to NY so I can come and visit YOU! (Or stuff from my Amazon wishlist. Whatever works for you...)

Posted by: Christine | November 6, 2002 11:11 AM

Mine's easy... more gratuitous cleavage shots.

Posted by: Kyle | November 6, 2002 11:33 AM

Nothing thanks, Last night should hold me over to 2004 quite well. Michelle, fantastic site. It has become a daily read.

Posted by: ira | November 6, 2002 12:50 PM

I think you already know what I want...

Posted by: Blue | November 6, 2002 05:54 PM

can i change my answer? i've decided what i really want for Christmas. i want a photo of Michele in a fuzzy bunny suit holding a sign reading, "Give Peace A Chance." yessss.

Posted by: bran | November 6, 2002 06:46 PM

Is it nice there in Bizarro world, Bran?

Posted by: michele | November 6, 2002 06:49 PM

Is it nice there in Bizarro world, Bran?

Posted by: michele | November 6, 2002 06:50 PM

Can I have a "Rhetoric/Bullshit Translator Device™"?

It would be a device that translates political, sexual, religious and legal goobledygook into what the speaker ACTUALLY means. So, regardless of the questions, I could get straight answers.

Like, "Read my lips, NO NEW TAXES." would come out "You people are SOOO screwed."
Or "I did not have sexual relations with that woman." would come out "We did the freaky right there on the presidential seal."
Or "We reserve the right to persue legal recoursze at our dicretion." would be "We will sue your ass whenever we want to, just because there was nothing good on TV that day."

I could use something like that.

Posted by: OliverJ | November 7, 2002 01:40 PM