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18,614 voted for Traficant. What the hell are they smoking in that state? Can I get some?
Well, my election night coverage has sucked and I'm sorry for that. I was distracted by the margaritas and Justin's constant suggestion that my urge to smoke could be cured by just "putting something else" in my mouth.
My election coverage hasn't been the only thing that sucked tonight.
I'm giving up the tequila for a while. This post may disappear in the morning when I get up and say "holy shit, did I write that?"
I can't seem to stop typing. I'm even quoting Slapshot now.
Stacy is kicking ass with the commentary tonight.
Hopefully by the time I get up tomorrow the country will have tilted to the right a bit. And I will still have the same bosses as I did yesterday. And I will have grown five inches and lost 20 lbs.
My god, somebody shut me up, please.
Now, go vote for leader of the entire free and almost-free world. BRAAAAAAK!
And I will return all emails tomorrow.