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It's magic, it's tragic, it's a loss, it's a win

It's magic, it's tragic, it's a loss, it's a win

So riddle me this, Batman.

In Nevada, you can be drunk off your ass and get married.

In Nevada, you can meet a hooker and marry her five minutes later.

In Nevada, you can get married by Flying Elvi.

In Nevada, you can meet a drunk, legalized hooker and within ten minutes marry her in front of ten midget showgirls and a Jim Morrison look-alike, all officiated by a woman in a lion suit.

But in Nevada, they don't want you to marry a person you are in love with and committed to if that person is of the same sex as you.

I think someone has thier priorities waaaaaaay screwed up.

2 shots, 4 margaritas, taking a coffee break.

anyone getting the theme of the titles yet?


Wait... I could have done all of that? Shit. I knew I should have never stuck to a simple ceremony at the Little Chapel of Flowers.

Is Clark County on the e-Divorce Network System yet?

One of the candidates I couldn't vote for, Ben "Cooter" Jones (yeah, the Dukes of Hazzard guy), was asked what he thought about homosexual unions. "I don't care what a man does with his Johnson," was his reply, "as long as it's between consenting adults."

You gotta like that in a Congressman.