despite all my rage
REMINDER:GET THE VOTE OUT! I just want to remind you that it is your duty to go vote for me at least five times. If you have more than one computer, vote ten times. If you are at work, use everyone's computer and vote 100 times. If you are a hacker, vote 6,000 times. I will bribe you, threaten you or do whatever it takes to win this. Don't make me hurt you. Because I will. Oh, I will. And I will enjoy it.
Now, what part of my anatomy should I post pictures of tonight? And how can I bribe you female voters?
despite all my rage i'm still just a sucker for bad pictures
I've got some things to do. Back to the pity party, the anger, the rage, the bloodlust and the righteous indignation later.
Meanwhile, I leave you with this, which is just begging for a caption:
Leave captions below. Thanks to Robyn for finding the pic in the first place.
And speaking of captions, I didn't win Dodd's contest this week. I demand a recount.
Comments
"Okay, so the leg's a fake. But those are real, right?"
Posted by: Laurence Simon | November 1, 2002 03:12 PM
No, I'm not giving it back to you unless you admit that Paul blames Yoko for the breakup of the Beatles!
Posted by: mike | November 1, 2002 03:13 PM
Do you mind if I keep this just through the holidays? I always wanted one of those major award leg-lamps from "A Christmas Story"...
Posted by: robyn | November 1, 2002 03:46 PM
Any pun I offer would only end up as a shin dig.
Posted by: Mike | November 1, 2002 03:47 PM
Larry has a leg up on the competition...
Posted by: Mike | November 1, 2002 03:48 PM
tosses in a couple of rimshots for Mike
Posted by: robyn | November 1, 2002 03:51 PM
(so it's not a caption)
Maybe it's because I don't have a fake leg, but really... of all the things to do.
Who gives someone else thier leg.
What happened to a good old fashioned handshake?
Posted by: stephanie | November 1, 2002 04:22 PM
Actually, I think she had the best crack about it "Paul's not going to like you touching my leg."
Posted by: Faith | November 1, 2002 04:33 PM
Curse you, Robyn, for taking my idea! Or, actually, for having it well before I did.
Posted by: andy | November 1, 2002 05:29 PM
Larry's checking to see if it's made of the same material as his teeth...
Posted by: Jon | November 1, 2002 06:05 PM
Yes, Larry, "the knee bones connected to the thigh bone", but do you have to sing it?
Posted by: nick | November 1, 2002 06:53 PM
"Fragile? It must be Italian."
Posted by: dick | November 1, 2002 08:35 PM
"If you think that was funny, pull my finger!"
Posted by: Swift Parrot | November 1, 2002 10:38 PM
I can't mock her, even if I wanted to; problem is, she supplanted Linda in Paul's heart, and man, that pisses me off. Every damned love song he ever wrote after he met Linda -- the good and the bad ones -- were for her.
Now? Feh.
Posted by: Scott | November 1, 2002 11:20 PM
"So you see, Larry, it was a misunderstanding. He really just wanted to get his leg over."
(You may have to speak British to get that.)
Posted by: Martin | November 1, 2002 11:44 PM
"So now that I've touched yours..."
Posted by: Emperor Misha I | November 2, 2002 01:11 AM
Perhaps she can smack her bloke over the head with it for cancelling his Aussie tour with the most piss-weak excuse. We don't want you here anyway Paul. Go home!
Posted by: Jessica Parker | November 2, 2002 05:42 AM
"No, you can do better than that. Paul's worth a billion - I'm not giving it back for a lousy $50"
Posted by: OliverJ | November 2, 2002 09:23 AM
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Posted by: tanya | November 2, 2002 02:34 PM
hate to be serious, but scott, she didn't "supplant linda in paul's heart." widows and widowers get remarried all the time. it doesn't mean he loves linda any less. i think heather's incredibly brave to marry a man who loves someone else so much.
Posted by: tanya | November 2, 2002 02:35 PM
It all started when Heather grabbed Larry's glasses, put them on and said, "Wow! You're blind as a bat!"
Posted by: Damian P. | November 2, 2002 04:53 PM
Who ARE those people?
Posted by: Kim du Toit | November 2, 2002 06:38 PM
Heather: "I want Paul to add a Steely Dan song to his play list. I'm thinking 'Peg' maybe."
LayKing: "Ha ha ha! If he does old standards, how about 'Peg o' my Heart?'"
Posted by: Ric | November 2, 2002 09:04 PM
Uh- That's not what I meant when I asked about getting some leg.
Posted by: bigwavedave | November 3, 2002 10:03 AM
"Larry, do you get the point of this marvelous feat?"
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