despite all my rage
REMINDER:GET THE VOTE OUT! I just want to remind you that it is your duty to go vote for me at least five times. If you have more than one computer, vote ten times. If you are at work, use everyone's computer and vote 100 times. If you are a hacker, vote 6,000 times. I will bribe you, threaten you or do whatever it takes to win this. Don't make me hurt you. Because I will. Oh, I will. And I will enjoy it.
Now, what part of my anatomy should I post pictures of tonight? And how can I bribe you female voters?
despite all my rage i'm still just a sucker for bad pictures
I've got some things to do. Back to the pity party, the anger, the rage, the bloodlust and the righteous indignation later.
Meanwhile, I leave you with this, which is just begging for a caption:
Leave captions below. Thanks to Robyn for finding the pic in the first place.
And speaking of captions, I didn't win Dodd's contest this week. I demand a recount.