at the doctor's
at the doctor's
Appointment time: 10:15. Actual time doctor called me in: 11:45
What I told the receptionist when I called: "I'm having a hard time breathing."
Diagnosis given after two breathing tests and a treatment: "Well, it looks like you're having a hard time breathing."
Overheard conversation at reception desk:
Receptionist: "Mr. Green! How have you been?"
Mr. Green (who is about 60 years old and is wearing a layer of gold chains over to go with his wide collar leisure suit): Great! I've got a twenty year old girlfriend and she's still a virgin!"
Receptionist: "Um...that's nice, Mr. Green."
Mr. Green: "Hey, I'm just kidding sweetie. You know I only date whores!"
Oh, that's not the best part. There's more.
Guy 1 (about 35-40 years old, has that freshly hungover look): "Hey, dude! I haven't seen you in months!
Guy 2: Oh..hey. How you been?
Guy 1: Not bad. Still not working, just drinking and shit.
Guy 2: You still fucking Samantha?
Guy 1: Nah, Samantha is fucking girls now.
Guy 2: Oh, I hear ya on that.
Guy 2: Oh, look there's that sniper thing (looks up at CNN on waiting room television). You know, I thought of you when that shit first happened.
Guy 1: Heh, you thought it was me?
Guy 2: Well, it wouldn't have been the first time you went around shooting people.
I moved down about three seats at that point.
Comments
I've got a doctor's appointment at 2:30 tomorrow - let's see how American private health care and British socialised medicine compare? Socialised medicine wins if the doctor sees me before 4pm!
Posted by: Tim Hall | October 28, 2002 02:41 PM
OMG. That is frightening. I can't believe those are real conversations.
Posted by: Kymberlie R. McGuire | October 28, 2002 02:48 PM
I might have gone looking elsewhere in the building for a different doctor with a different clientele, myself.
Posted by: Linkmeister | October 28, 2002 03:21 PM
um, I second Linkmeister's opinion.....am thinking the stress of hearing that didn't help your breathing much....
(hope you're feeling better now)
Posted by: Suze | October 28, 2002 04:05 PM
I think maybe you should change doctors....
Posted by: sandy | October 28, 2002 04:24 PM
Why did you move? Did my pits stink?
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Posted by: Pfish | October 28, 2002 04:59 PM
feeling better?
Posted by: racheal | October 28, 2002 06:33 PM
I sympathize completely, but then again I've been intending to change doctors for a while now. I just don't go often enough to make it worthwhile, I guess. The last time I went I had an eye irritation and they told me I had an eye irritation, after I'd gone in, heard from the receptionist that I had to make an appointment, went home, called them, made an appointment for later that afternoon, missed German, and finally went back in to be told what I already knew.
Posted by: dagny | October 28, 2002 07:35 PM
please. you changed seats so you'd be closer to the front of the gets-to-shoot-people-next line. admit it. no cuts!
Posted by: tanya | October 28, 2002 08:39 PM
yikes. there should be an option when calling 1800doctor to avoid the crazies.
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