There are so many things going on that I would love to pontificate on at the moment, but my connection here at work is spotty and the news sites are loading slower than David Wells running out to the mound.
Meanhwile, I see that John Hawkins has posted his favorite Simpsons quotes. I could really spend all day doing that, until I had finally recited every single line ever uttered, starting with everything Comic Book Guy said.
To pick just one, I would say that, for reasons I can't really explain, this line cracked me up more than any other:
(scene: backstage at a concert)
Billy Corgan (extending hand to Homer): Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins.
Homer: Homer Simpson, smiling politely.
I need to get home and watch some news.