another monty python take-off
delving yet again into my monty python obsession to make fun of something
The Virginia Police Theater Corp presents: The Ministry of Silly Walks (abridged version)
Minister: Good morning. I'm sorry to have kept you waiting, but I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently, and so it takes me rather longer to get to work. Now then, what was it again?
Virginia Police Chief: Well sir, I have a silly walk and I'd like to obtain a Government grant to help me develop it.
Minister: I see. May I see your silly walk?
Virginia Police Chief: Yes, certainly, yes.
(He gets up and walks in a zig-zag motion across the room)
Minister: That's it, is it?
Virginia Police Chief: Yes, that's it, yes.
Minister: lt's not particularly silly, is it? I mean, it's a simple zig-zag.
Virginia Police Chief: Yes, but I think that with Government backing I could get the whole city to walk like this. That would make it very silly.