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News from the "Am I Supposed to be Surprised by this?" Department:

Prince Georges Police Department Detective Paula Pascarella, who is part of the task force, told WorldNetDaily on Friday that authorities are investigating the possibility of teams of snipers using more than one .223-caliber rifle and traveling in more than one white vehicle......
...Authorities now suspect the so-called tarot card left near a Maryland school-shooting scene is more a "red herring" than a break in the case. Police still have not made the document public.

And:

Saddam Hussein won another seven-year term as Iraq's president in a referendum in which he was the sole candidate, taking 100 percent of the vote, the Iraqi leader's right-hand man announced Wednesday.
All 11,445,638 of the eligible voters cast ballots, said Izzat Ibrahim, vice chairman of the Revolutionary Command Council that is Iraq's key decision-making body.

In other news, scientists have discovered that earth is round, and the Enquirer is reporting that the Pope is Catholic!

Comments

the Pope is Catholic???

Posted by: bran | October 16, 2002 10:10 AM

There's a Pope?!!!

Posted by: D | October 16, 2002 10:51 AM

Yeah, you got to love those gritty votes where the people have the tough choice of voting yes or no for the person that is still going to be in power tomorrow either way.

Posted by: Robert | October 16, 2002 12:23 PM

THE YANKEES WIN THE PENNANT!!!!
THE YANKEES WIN THE PENNANT!!!!

oh....

Posted by: hoopty | October 16, 2002 01:31 PM

More news of the obvious: the cheaters on "Cheaters" are cheaters.

Posted by: jima | October 16, 2002 02:02 PM

Dude. I don't know if I can live in a world with a Catholic Pope and a round shape. It's just all to bizzare. Next, you'll be telling me that cigarettes are bad for me.

Posted by: skits | October 16, 2002 03:33 PM

Oh, and chocolate has a lot of fat and calories.

Posted by: michele | October 16, 2002 03:35 PM

NOOOOooooooooooo!

Posted by: skits | October 16, 2002 04:32 PM

The pope secretly converted to Anglican back in 92, my sources tell me.

Posted by: Kristian | October 17, 2002 04:03 PM

I was watching cnn's inside politics and Judy Woodruff was interviewing The Miami Herald's Humor Columnist Dave Berry. He said that he had late breaking news concerning Palm Beach Co.'s election officials. They just found another 472 votes for Saddam during the latest recount.

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