It's pouring again. Little League is cancelled. The house is a mess, but I had a dream last night that tiny little elves were going to clean it for me, so I'll just wait for that.
Instead, I am just going to play around on Ink Syndicate all day.
I love this musician interview generator. Here's an interview with Mick Jagger:
R. Robot: Is "Careful With Quiche, Kathleen" about your relationship with Christina Ricci?
Mick Jagger: Yeah. It's too bad things didn't work out, but we're still friends. I think she's a wonderful person.
And then Fiona Apple:
R. Robot: And will we see a video, too?
Fiona Apple: Yeah, we're filming a video. Kate Moss makes an appearance in it. It's basically about prayer in school, growing up listening to Rush, that kind of thing.
Then there's the Mel Gibson movie generator, which produced this:
Axis of Evil -- PAGE 52
Every single day I wake up and I think of a reason not to do it! Every single day! You know why I don't do it?! This is gonna make you laugh! You know why I don't do it?! The job! Doin' the job! Now that's the reason!
Suddenly, British people burst in and shoot his partner.
The shock hits GIBSON like a freight train. We SEE it register on his contorted, huge face.
(In slow motion) NOOO!