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the gentle art of making enemies

the gentle art of making enemies

Hello, Mr. ID0012345679@HOTMAIL.COM, I.P. Number

Thank you so much for leaving the following comments last night on a post I wrote back in September:

First there was this comment which lists a whole bunch of brain functions.

Then there was this post which reads like a term paper and starts off by saying:

This site contains information relating to advanced satellite surveillance and "harassment" technologies which are made available to covert government agencies and organised crime syndicates.

At first I thought he was accusing me of being a spy for both the CIA and the mafia. But as I read through the lengthy treatise, which is complete with patent numbers and contact names and descriptions of spy equipment, I wondered if the commenter was trying to convince me that I am the one being spied on.

But, no. I don't think that's it either. It's about mind control. Now, the person who wrote this left it in a post about September 11, 2001, so I'm wondering if this guy is trying, in way too many words, to tell me he thinks that 9/11 was a conspiracy by our government, carried out by mind control and hypnotism.

I wonder, also, if anyone has a spare tinfoil hat to loan this guy. You really have to read the whole thing to get the gist of his message. Wait, I don't really get the gist of his message anyhow.

When he was done barraging me with his senior thesis, he left this erudite comment:

raven1.net electronic mind control
666 virus hoax russian
djx2000 scanner is the bomb but I dont have the cash?
By the way Wellington Newzealand is under attack!
Good Afternoon.
PS: The god of forces has no desire for women and bring's peace by flattery whilst in his heart is only war!

Well I'll start a fuckin real war called a holistic revolution and I will tell the whole world system to suck my cock.



Basically, what I read into this whole thing is that he is going to use the CIA's mind control equipment to get the world's leaders to give him a blowjob.

Whatever spins your dryer, buddy. Good luck to you.

I did not choose the tag-line the gentle art of making enemies at random, you know.

Oh wait, he just left me another two seconds ago:

A new comment has been posted on your blog a small victory, on entry #1276 (it's your turn).


IP Address:
Name: IBM Can Suck My Cock Bitch
Email Address: id00123456791@hotmail.com
URL: http://Get Off Your Network IBM Slut


O.k I just checked to see if this went through, it didn't...

That's bad because now I am going to slander IBM all over the fuckin
internet and microsoft your little slut....

Your playing with the big kids now.... 'Quote from Moses', the cartoon
version of course...

Now back to the original message...


jya.com is currentley down at the moment, ummmm

The Mind Has No Firewall

Anyone care to interpret for me? (I just banned his IP so I don' expect any more email from him)

Ground control to Major Tom.


I just really don't understand......

Neither do I, Michelle. I don't think anyone else will, either.

But hey, it was something to write about this morning.

Looks like your visitor is from New Zealand. http://www.amnesi.com/hostinfo/ipinfo.jhtml?ip1=203&ip2=98&ip3=48&ip4=151&Search=Lookup+Name&wholeIp=

Send off a nice e-mail to their abuse department. Not that difficult for the ISP to find the pc it came from, providing you give them date and time.

Thank you, Lynne. I'm relieved to know he's not camped out in my backyard. I'll be firing off an email to the abuse dept. today.

huh. looks like someone had a chemically-enjoyable friday night.

Well, just in case you need a foil hat, I suggest going here for one.

does Tourette's extend to writing?