For those of you coming here from MSNBC's Weblog Central, I would like to say that the posts below and here are an abberation of my usual witty, astute, smart commentary. But they're not. They're pretty much indicative of my frame of mind. And I notice that Scrappleface is also on today's list of best of the blogs. Make sure you go there. He's the one with the witty, astute, smart commentary. I'm the one with the stunted emotional maturity.
And happy birthday, Laurence. You are a sick, twisted, evil person. I want to be you when I grow up.