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i picked a bad day to quit smoking. again.

i picked a bad day to quit smoking. again.

The T-Rex was a mean, mean dinosaur. However, a female T-Rex with children was the most ferocious of all.

I am one with the T-Rex right now.

I am one with the offspring-eating hamsters.

I am one with whichever Greek goddess it was that stuck her children inside someone's head. Or did I make that up?

I'm looking in the Yellow Pages right now for "Evil Witches" and I am going to rename my children Hansel and Gretel and send them off in search of a house made of gumdrops.

I just may run away from home tonight. If you hear a knock at your door in a couple of hours and a strange person is standing on your porch with a suitcase in one hand and a bottle of tequila in the other, don't be alarmed, it's just me.

Got any shot glasses? A cigarette? A straight jacket?

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Comments

come! on! down!

I've got some tequila for ya baby.
And some smokes.

I've got the straightjacket (corset, whatever)! Come on over, sweetie. We'll get you through this.

if you were the b itch who rang the phone once and huing up 4 times this m orning at 7 am, honey, you got my attention but not my loooooove.

Are you perhaps thinking of Athena, whose birth came of springing fully grown from Zeus' head (or so I seem to recall it from a mythology class aeons ago)?