blog products
blog products
Randomly generated product ideas as applied to blogs:
a small victory: a hairpiece that requires a sample of DNA! It has room for a computer mouse inside.
blogatelle: a teddybear that defies gravity! It can be programmed to perform simple tasks and shouts 'WARNING!' at the first sign of danger.
amish tech support: a pen that removes stubborn stains! It can play Mornington Crescent and swears.
up yours: like a normal first-aid kit, but it's also available in white.
billegible: a human clone that's voice-activated!
ipse dixit: a bicycle that blocks spam email, doesn't take no for an answer and can cook small meals.
jill matrix: like a normal cricket bat, but it exists in five dimensions.
uppity negro: a football that can be used by several people at once! It folds away when not in use and induces lucid dreaming.
wken show: a housebrick that emits a constant high-frequency whine! '
little green footballs: a shopping bag that connects to the web! It can easily be recycled and looks better than it sounds.
blawg: a riot shield! It is inflammable!
ghost in the machine: a lightbulb that plugs into your gas-mask, flies like a rocket and probably won't work.
I had way too much fun doing that. What product are you?
Comments
Design #1624016556
It's a candle that's perfectly safe to use! It can be used on the move and dehumidifies the air. It's a dessert topping AND a floor wax!
Posted by: Jack Cluth | October 8, 2002 01:44 PM
Mornington Crescent?
Posted by: Laurence Simon | October 8, 2002 01:52 PM
Pop Culture Gadabout: a spider-legged transport that allows you to flit from book to music store to movie theatre - and still make it back home in time for Buffy reruns . . .
Posted by: Bill Sherman | October 8, 2002 01:56 PM
Solonor's Ink Well is a genetically-modified sheep! It does the washing up!
Posted by: Solonor | October 8, 2002 03:33 PM
It's a blender that hasn't gone on any murderous rampages yet!
Posted by: melly | October 8, 2002 04:06 PM
I do not whine!
Posted by: wKen | October 8, 2002 04:40 PM
I defy many more things than just gravity.
Posted by: Sekimori | October 8, 2002 04:45 PM
Pixel Streams is a first-aid kit that can cook small meals, can be used on the move and has no sharp edges.
Posted by: John | October 8, 2002 06:26 PM
It's a suppository that detects police sonar! It shouts 'WARNING!' at the first sign of danger.
This is a good thing, as nothing is getting in my back door. Wait, I have to put the suppository in my ass right? sigh
Posted by: statia | October 8, 2002 08:03 PM
That is wonderful. I'm so glad you have room for a mouse, because sometimes on the train, the touchpad is a little annoying.
Posted by: Nancy | October 9, 2002 10:03 AM
Dandelion Wine: It's a baseball cap that records memos! It walks on three mechanical legs.
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