Randomly generated product ideas as applied to blogs:
a small victory: a hairpiece that requires a sample of DNA! It has room for a computer mouse inside.
blogatelle: a teddybear that defies gravity! It can be programmed to perform simple tasks and shouts 'WARNING!' at the first sign of danger.
amish tech support: a pen that removes stubborn stains! It can play Mornington Crescent and swears.
up yours: like a normal first-aid kit, but it's also available in white.
billegible: a human clone that's voice-activated!
ipse dixit: a bicycle that blocks spam email, doesn't take no for an answer and can cook small meals.
jill matrix: like a normal cricket bat, but it exists in five dimensions.
uppity negro: a football that can be used by several people at once! It folds away when not in use and induces lucid dreaming.
wken show: a housebrick that emits a constant high-frequency whine! '
little green footballs: a shopping bag that connects to the web! It can easily be recycled and looks better than it sounds.
blawg: a riot shield! It is inflammable!
ghost in the machine: a lightbulb that plugs into your gas-mask, flies like a rocket and probably won't work.
I had way too much fun doing that. What product are you?