problem solving through google
problem solving through google
Forget dueling. There's a new way to solve all your battles, large and small: Google Fight. Simply enter two opposing keywords in the space provided, hit enter and there you have it - a declared winner! Less blood than sword fights, less expensive than sending in the military and no fear of detention for fighting on school property.
This could solve all the world's problems and avoid messy election scandals.
Iraq crisis decided: Bush beats Saddam
Race for New York State Governer: Pataki wins
Superhero battle: Superman whomps Spiderman
Battle of boy bands: Nsync over Backstreet Boys
Left v. Right: O'Reilly takes down Chomsky
Think of all the other uses for this. Judges can make quick decisions: Guilty! No more fighting over where to go for dinner: We're going to McDonald's! Make a career decision: I'm going to be a pimp!
I'm thinking a battle of the bands. Or a battle of the bloggers. Start off with twenty or so, have them google fight each other until one remains.
It's Friday. Let's have a little fun. Give me your best, funniest, most original google fights. Solve the world's problems. End a long standing argument. Kick someone's ass. Put your blog up against someone else's. It's all about the Friday Fun.
Comments
http://www.googlefight.com/cgi-bin/compare.pl?q1=rosie&q2=mcCalls&B1=I%27m+Feeling+Groggy%21%21+Go%21&compare=1&langue=us
HEH! Hope it's true, in the end.
In case i linked screwy, i put in rosie (odonnell) and mccalls.
Fun is right - hmm, what/who next.
Maybe Hillary and Monica
Hillary and Bill
Frick and Frack....
Posted by: eli | October 4, 2002 07:18 AM
So, less filling does beat tastes great.
Posted by: adam | October 4, 2002 07:36 AM
This is possibly the coolest toy, yet!
The Beatles beat The Rolling Stones
But Elvis beat The Beatles
All is not lost, though, since The Beatles beat Britney Spears.
On a personal note:
Solonor beats Sekimori (in my dreams)
But Hoopty kicked my butt...
Ironically, Yahoo beats Google...
Posted by: Solonor | October 4, 2002 09:06 AM
Nothing else matters.
Good Ash beats Bad Ash.
Nuff said.
Posted by: Dave | October 4, 2002 09:16 AM
Chocolate beat out tequilla, margarita and vodka!!
Posted by: Bonnie | October 4, 2002 09:16 AM
Man, I'm boring, I put in Chinese vs. Mexican. Oh, btw, Chinese wins. YUMMY!
Posted by: jana | October 4, 2002 10:49 AM
Dr. Strange beats Dormammu.
Posted by: Neilalien | October 4, 2002 11:04 AM
My Ass beats A Hole In The Ground!!!
Posted by: hoopty | October 4, 2002 11:34 AM
geek vs supermodel
geek wins! yah! i picked the right career path! not that i had any real hopes of succeeding in the world of the waif anyway...
Posted by: vicki | October 4, 2002 11:34 AM
oh, and sex beats drugs by many many million...
Posted by: vicki | October 4, 2002 11:37 AM
i loved this so much i did it on my site, check out the battle and results.
Posted by: jay | October 4, 2002 12:00 PM
Israel beats Palestine
Ariel Sharon beats Yasser Arafat
Temple Mount beats Al Aqsa
... but Islam beats Judaism?
(If you do the math, Israel vs. Jordan, Egypt, Syria, Lebanon, and Iraq has Israel losing, too. History has proven otherwise.)
Posted by: Laurence Simon | October 4, 2002 12:13 PM
i posted some on my blog, but my favorite is still:
porn beats must see TV
Posted by: mikey | October 4, 2002 01:36 PM
Elvis vs. The Beatles
Elvis wins.
Posted by: Michelle | October 4, 2002 01:51 PM
Ok, it's a stupid one, but I HAD to do it:
chicken vs. egg
Chicken WINS! :)
Posted by: jen | October 4, 2002 03:32 PM
Well, I solved an argument between two of my friends: sex does beat guns. Of course, that was obvious to me...
Posted by: dagny | October 4, 2002 03:45 PM
Breast beats bottle. But not by as much as you'd think. :)
Posted by: jennifer and the beans | October 4, 2002 03:45 PM
John Major beats Edwina Currie. But so does Ann Widdecombe.
A heavy metal one: Dio beats Ozzy
A train one: Virgin Voyager beats Class 47/8 (but that one's close!)
Posted by: Tim Hall | October 4, 2002 03:58 PM
John Major beats Edwina Currie. But so does Ann Widdecombe.
A heavy metal one: Dio beats Ozzy
A train one: Virgin Voyager beats Class 47/8 (but that one's close!)
Posted by: Tim Hall | October 4, 2002 03:58 PM
(sorry about the duplicate - got an Server Error 500 the first time)
Posted by: Tim Hall | October 4, 2002 03:59 PM
spy versus spy
that one was actually a surprise to me. i thought for sure spy would win.
Posted by: Mike | October 4, 2002 04:56 PM
an excruciatingly painful death beats listening to john tesh.
my work here is done.
Posted by: melly | October 4, 2002 08:04 PM
corey feldman beats corey haim
Posted by: michele | October 4, 2002 08:20 PM
Shit beat Britney Spears and Celine Dion!! But I think we all knew that already.
Posted by: Bon | October 4, 2002 09:37 PM
Guess I don't need to watch the games now:
Yankees v. Angels.
Posted by: Linkmeister | October 4, 2002 09:38 PM
No way. That was an unfair google, Linkman.
You have to do it like this
Yankees win! Theeeeeeeee Yankeeeeees wiiiiiiiin!
Posted by: michele | October 4, 2002 09:40 PM
Yea, yea. They're the Anaheim Angels now. Yankees still win.
Posted by: michele | October 4, 2002 09:41 PM
who's the best captain of the Enterprise?
kirk beats picard
ho catfight?
pamela anderson beats carmen electra
late nite tv?
letterman beats leno, but conan beats letterman
Posted by: mikey | October 4, 2002 11:26 PM
Carrot Top beats David Arquette
flipper beats lassie
you beats me
sex beats food (but not by that much)
Posted by: tj | October 4, 2002 11:30 PM
'corey feldman beats corey haim'
really - wouldn't we all like to beat them?
Posted by: Mike | October 5, 2002 12:11 AM
John Tesh is a total hottie.
Posted by: hoopty | October 5, 2002 03:23 AM
I put up a bunch of my fights too.
Care Bears Rule!
Posted by: starmama | October 5, 2002 12:04 PM
Us vs. Them? Do you have any doubt?
Posted by: John | October 5, 2002 12:26 PM
just one more:
69 vs 68 and I owe you one - 69
Posted by: starmama | October 5, 2002 09:29 PM
beatles vs elvis beatles win
beatles vs boy bands beatles win
beatles vs rolling stones beatles win
Posted by: nadim | November 8, 2002 10:22 AM
AC/DC BEATS BLACK SABBATH
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